Investing with Us

At Avarice Funds, we know that financial wealth is all-important to you. It's important to accumulate, it's important to compound and it's important to display. That's why we offer a number of investment options to fit your wants, not just your needs.

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BRONZE
Minimum investment: $50,000
Offered for entry level investors, the Avarice Funds Bronze account is the perfect way to begin building wealth and put it on display. Owners of the Avarice Funds Bronze account are able to buy or sell funds with minimum transaction fees.

SILVER
Minimum 
investment: $100,000
Avarice Funds Silver account holders enjoy all the benefits of Bronze level investors plus limited access to Avarice Funds research materials at a nominal cost.

GOLD
Minimum investment: $250,000
Investors who open Avarice Funds Gold accounts enjoy all the benefits of Silver level investing. Moreover they are eligible for discounts on many of the investment products offered by Avarice Funds as well as products and services from Avarice Funds partners. These include Err Travel, MicroPsych.com and Fat Chance Diets.

PLATINUM
Minimum 
investment: $500,000
Avarice Funds Platinum account holders receive all the benefits noted above plus premium access to annual Avarice Funds Confabs (under development) as well as low-cost memberships in Exclusive Resorts, The Yellowstone Club, and Richman’s IMC. (Sorry, no link to Richman’s IMC. It’s too exclusive.)

PLUTONIUM
Minimum investment: $1,000,000
The highest level of account membership currently available is the Avarice Funds Plutonium account. With this account, members not only receive the benefits listed above, but they are issued a Plutonium credit card making them eligible to accumulate points they can then exchange for items such as a diamond tiara or an entry level Gulfstream G100.

KRIPTONITE
Minimum investment: $5,000,000
Avarice Funds Kriptonite accounts are under development. Membership invitations will soon be sent to eligible investors.

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Knowing all this, if you still wish to invest with 
Avarice Funds, make your check payable to Avarice FundsCSALSMFT, and send it to our office in the Cayman Islands.